The Shoat Statements

Random musings by the multiple voices inside my head.

In no particular order, here are some deep philosophical questions about men...

  • Why do they hit on you, when they're already with someone?
  • How do you know when they're hitting on you, and when they're being friendly? Seems to me that there is precious little difference.
  • Why do they think each and every women is waiting in queue for them to glance that way?
  • Why is anything in a skirt fair game?
  • When you smile at them, why do they assume that it's a come-on?
  • WHY is sex on their minds every two minutes?
  • Why is it when that they pass forty, they assume that women just aren't as good workers as men?
  • Why do they want their wives to emulate the Virgin Mary, and then run after women who are diametrically opposite to that?
  • Why do they want to boast to other guys about their sexual conquests?
  • How can they watch porn 8 hours a day at office?
  • Why don't they ever try out what they watch with such religious zeal?
  • Why are they so insanely jealous of all your male friends?
  • Why is it that they find it so difficult to look at your face when they talk to you?
  • How can they not like shopping?
  • HOW can they not like chocolates?
  • Why are they so squeamish about homosexuals, but turned on by lesbians?

Feel free to add your own questions here...

12 comments:

Its a 'Y' Chromosome thing...

OK who's the Marquis de Sade relation you've been hanging out with?

And who says guys dont like chocolate?

Lol! I guess my contibution to this would be to ask why men are so quick to assign any shortcomings on the part of a female to her gender rather than on an individual basis. That said, women are as quick to do the same to men so I guess it's even!

Dili, I wish it was just one guy, but this particular post is based on my recent dealings with several men!

Yup - clearly, I'm venting my frustration at not being able to wear what I want without raising eyebrows, at having to learn how to smile, be polite, and yet refuse requests for casual sex - one last night, one this morning from different guys - and believe me when I say this, there is absolutely NOTHING special about me or the way I look. I could be a poster girl for averageness.

Men.

OK, can't resist this, so very quickly...

* Why do they hit on you, when they're already with someone?

Because you're there.

* How do you know when they're hitting on you, and when they're being friendly? Seems to me that there is precious little difference.

There IS precious little difference.

* Why do they think each and every women is waiting in queue for them to glance that way?

Because it's true.

* Why is anything in a skirt fair game?

Anything, but not everything.

* When you smile at them, why do they assume that it's a come-on?

Better safe than sorry.

* WHY is sex on their minds every two minutes?

Two minutes is a long time to not think about sex.

* Why is it when that they pass forty, they assume that women just aren't as good workers as men?

'Cos all the women claaim to be under forty.

* Why do they want their wives to emulate the Virgin Mary, and then run after women who are diametrically opposite to that?

That one's just not true.

* Why do they want to boast to other guys about their sexual conquests?

'Cos know one wants to hear about are sexual defeats.

* How can they watch porn 8 hours a day at office?

'Cos sex is on our minds every two minutes.

* Why don't they ever try out what they watch with such religious zeal?

Some of us do.

* Why are they so insanely jealous of all your male friends?

Haven't met your male friends, so pass.

* Why is it that they find it so difficult to look at your face when they talk to you?

Perhaps you should stop wearing push-ups.

* How can they not like shopping?

As long as it's cars, guns, or porn.

* HOW can they not like chocolates?

We do. Do a Google search for 'Chocolate Booty'.

* Why are they so squeamish about homosexuals, but turned on by lesbians?

'Cos homosexuals are men and lesbians are women. How hard is that to figure out?

oh dear... these are questions I've always had and you've covered most of them!! :)

then I thought, is it worth my time to think through all this.. hehee....
BUT - great post!! :D
You've done what I wanted to do some time back.. heh

Your questions answered by David pretty much sums it up about men. Could not help but smile reading that..

ok i need to print these out and hang them somewhere. Both the Queen's questions and David's Answer. :D

This'll probably be more useful in the long run than my educational certificates LOL :)

hee hee good one.

Blacker's given the male point of view pretty well, with the exception of

* Why do they want their wives to emulate the Virgin Mary, and then run after women who are diametrically opposite to that?

This is the Sri Lankan culture-mostly hypocrisy.

Hey off topic but you've been tagged.

Why are they never interested in you when you're interested in them but as soon as you find someone else - they decide to claim their undying love?!

haha I second what santhoshi said.

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