The Shoat Statements

Random musings by the multiple voices inside my head.

Below is a hilarious clip by some Aussie dude (I think) asking the average American some basic questions. Watch the clip - it is totally worth your time!

Some of my favourites are given below, just as a sampler:

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Interviewer : What's the religion of Israel?

American 1 : Israeli?

American 2 : Muslim?

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Interviewer : What religion are Buddhist monks?

American : Islamic? I don't know.

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Interviewer : Who is Fidel Castro?

American : A singer.

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Interviewer : How many sides does a triangle have?

American : Four.

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Interviewer : What is the currency of the United Kingdom?

American : What is the United Kingdom?

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Interviewer : In terms of the war on terror, who should we invade next?

American 1 : Italy

American 2 : India and Pakistan

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Interviewer : Kofi Anan is a drink, true or false?

American 1 : Coffee is a drink, true.

American 2 : It sounds like a law firm.

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Interviewer : Who is Tony Blair?

American : Tony Blair is an actor.

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Interviewer : Who was the first man on the moon?

American : John Glen

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Interviewer : What is a mosque?

American : Don't have any idea.

Interviewer : Wanna guess?

American : An animal.

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Interviewer : How many world wars have there been?

American : Three.

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Interviewer : How many Eiffel towers are there in Paris?

American : I say about ten.

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Interviewer : What is al-Qaeda?

American : A suicide group in Israel, in the Middle East. They do suicide bombs and stuff. And the president of it is Yasser Arafat...everyone knows that.

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The clip, with much much more ridiculous answers:


4 comments:

wow that was almost physically painful to watch...!!! :D

new theme....... finally decided to move away from the girlish looking one huh.....lol

@ Gehan: wasn't it? Still, incredibly funny! I loved the whole thing with the map, though I didn't want to give the game away by describing it here.

@ Acromantula: new theme came in a few posts ago...and the old one wasn't girly! Just multi coloured pencils :S

Man, these Americans are a bunch of morons......

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